Redneck Pickup Lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? cuz I’d like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
8) Man - “Fat Penguin!” Woman - “WHAT?” Man - “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”
9) I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer “bed-rock.”
10) I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
and…. the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench…every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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Have a Great Week!
Take Care - Ride FREE
Biker Stickers @ ChopperStickers.com
We have received several request from fellow bikers north of the US border to purchase our stickers. ChopperStickers.com will now ship orders to Canada!
There is still no minimum order for Canadian orders but orders only ship USPS Global Priority mail and there is a flat rate $7.00 charge for shipping and handling. Any taxes or duties that are required at the time of delivery are the responsibility of the customer.
Sorry but at this time there is no free shipping option for Canadian customers.
Take Care - Ride FREE
Biker Stickers @ ChopperStickers.com
I tell you what, I am ready for this weekend. It has been a long busy week and I am looking forward to a little time on the road.
Let’s get things started out on right with a HOT biker babe showing off her good side (Like this hottie has a bad one?!?).
Enjoy and have a GREAT weekend!
Take Care - Ride FREE
Biker Stickers @ ChopperStickers.com
Been doing a little research of search engine optimization (SEO) and here are couple of great resources and articles I have come across and figured I would share.
Lots of stuff out there to read. Have fun.
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The ChopperStickers.com Affiliate Program has been upgraded to add a few new features. The main one being the ability to link to any page or product on ChopperStickers.com.
If you are a ChopperStickers.com Affiliate be sure to login to your affiliate account and check out what is new. To create your custom links just visit “Build & Track Your Own Links” in the affiliate management area. There is no need to change or upgrade any current ChopperStickers.com affiliate links, they are still tracking visitors and sales.
Do you have a motorcycle website? Are you looking to make a little cash? Promote the ChopperStickers.com Affiliate Program on your site. You won’t be able to quit your day job but you will probably be able to buy a couple of beers or a tank of gas for the scoot. ChopperStickers.com affiliates earn 15% commissions on sales they refer to ChopperStickers.com. We pay every month and the minimum payout is just $5.00.
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Motorcycle and biker website owners check out the ChopperStickers.com Affiliate Program.
If you run a motorcycle or biker related website and want to earn some extra money you can promote ChopperStickers.com Biker Helmet Stickers on your site. You earn 15% of purchases made by visitors you send to ChopperStickers.com.
The ChopperStickers.com Affiliate Program is free to join and easy to set up. Just create an account, your account will be reviewed and once approved you just add banner and text links to your site. When a visitor to your site clicks on one of your affiliate links and makes a purchase you earn 15% of that purchase.
There is a good selection of text links, banners, and text ads to use or you can create your own custom links to any page or product offered by ChopperStickers.com.
Affiliates are paid once a month once your account balance reaches $5. These biker helmet stickers sell very well on biker/motorcycle sites and we have several affiliates that have promoted the program very successfully.
Check out the ChopperStickers.com Affiliate Program.
Hope you had a good Easter weekend. Now get back to work!
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A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of some thing that would honor and glorify me”
The biker thought about it for some time. Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, an how I can make a woman truly happy!”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”
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Take Care - Ride FREE
Biker Stickers @ ChopperStickers.com
Hope you had a good week. It has been busy around ChopperStickers.com and we just added a few new stickers so be sure to check them out.
Here is a great looking biker babe to help get your weekend started.
Remember this is a holiday weekend, and it is either the start of or the end of a lot of kids Spring break so there will probably be a fair bit of traffic on the roads. If you are out and about please becareful and watch out for the other guy (cause he probably ain’t looking out for you).
Have a GREAT weekend! HAPPY EASTER!
Take Care - Ride FREE
Biker Stickers @ ChopperStickers.com
The graphic is pretty large, click on the thumbnail for the full size animated graphic.
It will take a few seconds to load over broadband and most of the day over dialup (Sorry).
It is Copyrighted Todd808 and his website is here. Check it out, he has a bunch of other great motorcycle art and other stuff there.
Take Care - Ride FREE
Biker Stickers @ ChopperStickers.com
